STEAL-A-DAMN™

Because some things deserve a little eternity.

Turn ridiculous annoyances into hilarious condemnations and watch them appear on HellFeed™, HellYea’s public record of the condemned.

🔥 FREE STEAL-A-DAMN

Quick petty condemnations.

  • Fill in the blanks
  • Generate a ridiculous damnation
  • Download and share
  • Optional Burn Bonus — $6.66 supports Damn Good Deeds

🔥 STRAIGHT TO HELL FOR…

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💅 Petty Plot

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😈 Damn Thyself

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📰 Breaking Gossip

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⚰️ STEAL-A-DAMN PRO $13.33

Tell us what deserves to go straight to Hell.

Answer three quick prompts and HellYea will generate a shareable damnation story calling it out.

Your responses power the Mad-Lib style setup — then HellYea reveals the full condemnation after purchase and officially sends it straight to Hell.

Your damnation also helps support mental health through Damn Good Deeds.

WHY IS THIS SO EXPENSIVE™

Prices are out of control. Tell us what item has gotten ridiculous, what it costs now, and where those prices belong instead. HellYea will generate a damnation story calling it out and send it straight to Hell.

Example hint

ARGUING INSTEAD OF FIXING™

Every day it feels like the world gets louder while real problems stay the same. Tell us who’s doing the arguing, what problem they’re ignoring, and what should replace the noise. HellYea will generate a damnation story calling it out and send it to Hell.

Example hint

WHY IS THIS SO EXPENSIVE™

Prices are out of control. Tell us what item has gotten ridiculous, what it costs now, and where those prices belong instead. HellYea will generate a damnation story calling it out and send it straight to Hell.

Example hint

ARGUING INSTEAD OF FIXING™

Every day it feels like the world gets louder while real problems stay the same. Tell us who’s doing the arguing, what problem they’re ignoring, and what should replace the noise. HellYea will generate a damnation story calling it out and send it to Hell.

Example hint

HOW IT WORKS

1 Choose a Steal-A-Damn

Pick any Free or Pro template.

2 Fill in the Blanks

Answer a few Mad-Lib style prompts.

3 Generate & Spread the Chaos

Download your damnation, share it anywhere, and watch it appear on HellFeed™, HellYea’s public record of the condemned.