Steal-A-Damn™
Because Some People Deserve a Little Eternity.
Welcome to the HellYea™ Steal-A-Damn™ Generator — where pettiness becomes performance art.
Every Steal-A-Damn you create symbolically damns someone (or something) to Hell — and increases the public “Sinners Damned” count in the Infernal Ledger™, Hell’s official record of the condemned.
Every download fuels the flames.
Every ☠️Burn Bonus☠️ fuels hope.
How It Works
1 Choose Your Damnation Style
Pick from the available formats to set the tone for your condemnation.
2 Fill in the Blanks (aka the Mad Libs Moment)
Just like a Mad Libs page — fill in Who/What you’re condemning, the Act (what they did), and the Punishment. Optionally add a Caption for social.
3 Generate Your Steal-A-Damn
Your custom Steal-A-Damn appears instantly — ready to preview and share.
4 Activate the ☠️Burn Bonus☠️ (Optional — but Glorious)
Want your damnation to hit harder? Activate the ☠️Burn Bonus☠️ for $6.66.
Your Steal-A-Damn receives the official ☠️Burn Bonus☠️ — stronger, pettier, and officially recognized by HellYea™, Inc.
5 Download and Share
Hit Download to save your Steal-A-Damn (image file). Post it and let the chaos spread.