What the

F🤐CK is this?

You get to symbolically damn someone — your ex, your boss, your hangover, maybe even yourself — straight to Hell. We slap their name on a plot, stamp it with a Certificate of Eternal Condemnation™, and boom: closure with a side of comedy.

But here’s the twist: every plot you buy fuels Damn Good Deeds™ — our mental health charity. That means your pettiness literally pays forward. It’s emotional currency: you unload your rage, we turn it into real-world good.

Send your narcissist neighbor to the Screaming Suburbs. Toss your past mistakes into the Scorched Wastes of Shame. Or just damn Mondays, forever. Some people buy a plot to laugh. Others buy it to heal. Either way — you get your voice back, and somebody else gets a second chance.