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The Damn Deed™

A little more damn good?

Your $19.99 deed includes a $6.66 donation to mental health & crisis support, an instant digital PDF, and a mailed handmade physical deed.

Add any extra amount you’d like to give.

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PETTY Reasons

  • They never returned your favorite hoodie.
  • They always left dirty dishes in the sink.
  • They spoiled the ending of your favorite show.
  • They took credit for your joke at a party.
  • They always parked in your favorite spot.

Personal Reasons

  • They broke your heart or betrayed your trust.
  • They caused harm to someone you love.
  • They were a toxic influence on your mental health.
  • They abandoned you in a time of need.
  • They represent a past struggle you’ve overcome, like addiction or self-doubt.

BILLIONAIRE PLOTS

For the tax-dodging, planet-burning, podcast-launching elite.

These symbolic plots are reserved for the worst of the wealthy — and every purchase helps fund actual good. Condemn greed. Burn with purpose. 

We sell fake plots in Hell and donate to mental health.

😈📜🧠 (If that’s not healing through comedy, what is?) 🎭💖

👋 HellYea Plots™ lets you symbolically send someone to Hell — and every plot comes with a donation to mental health. It’s part roast, part ritual, part therapy.

We’re still building the underworld, so you can’t buy anything yet. But it’s coming soon — and it’s going to burn beautifully.