He said go to Hell. So I sent him first!
He said go to Hell. So I sent him first!
Send anyone
(or anything)
to Hell.
Personalized With
a Unique Plot
Number.
Included With
Every Launch
Plot.
Every Purchase
Supports Mental
Health.
The Warm-Up
Your official first claim to Hell, complete with a personalized deed and unique plot number.
Fully Engulfed
Double the damnation. Twice the laughs. A hotter plot with a stronger donation impact.
Maximum Redemption
The rarest plot in Hell, with premium Founder status and maximum mental-health impact.
What Deserves Hell
Answer three quick prompts and reveal a complete shareable condemnation after purchase.
Your first damn’s on us.
Create a free digital condemnation meme in seconds and share the damnation instantly.
Turn up the heat
Double the donation and intensify the condemnation with two official fire markers.
Damned them sooner?
A symbolic penalty for waiting too long, with the full add-on increasing your donation.
Upgrade any Steal-A-Damn™
Upgrade any Steal-A-Damn™ or plot with an official Burn Bonus note on the deed.
For the person
who has everything.
The pettiest gift
you’ll ever give.
The gift nobody
will forget.
Office laughs
guaranteed.
Every purchase includes a personalized Deed Packet, mailed to your door; showing your target, plot number, and donation.
Mailed to Your Door
Every plot fuels Damn Good Deeds™ — real donations to mental-health programs. Your Deed proves that even Hell can help.'
Turning rage into hope — one plot at a time.
Our first campaign aims to raise $5,000 for mental-health support, in support of To Write Love on Her Arms.
Every purchase helps someone climb out while you send someone down.