How It Works

1 Choose Who (or What)
Deserves Damnation

Pick your target — an ex, an enemy, yourself, or even a bad habit. If it’s earned a trip south, we’ve got room for it.

2 Claim Your Plot in Hell

Select your realm and tier. Every plot includes a symbolic deed and a real mental-health donation. (Starting at $33.33)

3 Get Your Digital Deed

Instant download, shareable proof of damnation with your own unique plot #.

Your name is added to the Infernal Ledger™ — because petty can still be purposeful.